Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - ****
Nicely done movie. Johnny Depp was appropriately creepy and reports of similarities to Michael Jackson seem pretty ridiculous to me. Liberal Media Elite Alert – this movie seems to show that there might be some virtue in being poor. Don’t worry though; the true message is that if poor people play the lottery they’ll live happily ever after.
Pirates of the Caribbean - ***
(5 star scale)
(Liberal Media Elite Alerts are sarcastic and might not accurately reflect certain political, philosophical, social, or religious beliefs that I hold.)