Criterium...The Master Plan In Action

Who'd'a thunk it? A bicycle race. A closed downtown course. I bet this couldn't have happened without the help of The City.



Where does The City's involvement in the local bicycle community begin? Look no further than The City's press release headline: "Cycling Race Supports City Bicycling Plan"

Who helped write the Bicycle Plan? Some of them you know as Sioux Falls Biking Bloggers.

Community involvment works. More community involvement works more.

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Help MinusCar blog, vote now for the next post:

1. Jimmy Carter says live free or drive.
2. The Boy 6 hits a milestone.
3. What is a CSA?
4. MinusCar says how to green the LifeLight Festival.
5. James Howard Kunstler and the Shape Sioux Falls Visual Survey.
6. Pedestrian study: Mall to Mall
7. Pedestrian study: The poor design of the building I work in.

(John Forester post - coming soon. Because you showed me yours.)

Conversating w/ The Boy 10

It’s been awhile since I’ve visited my favorite Starbucks barista. Today’s latte came with stories of her new 80mpg scooter. She purchased it “offline” (on the internets), suffered through title acquisition, and finally is having a lot of fun riding it. I asked her how cold she’d ride – she said she wore her winter coat for this morning’s 60 degrees. I asked about a helmet, she modeled it – think Spaceballs, Dark Helmet.

Last Thursday as we enjoyed free jazz @ Fawick Park The Boy 10 asked about relative fuel consumption between cars and motorcycles. He then suggested farms should use two-stroke tractors to use less fuel. Then he recognized the concern that slow farming could cause food shortages. I agreed and suggested more people would have to farm.

This morning I realized I could take the conversation another step – so I did. Farming is more attractive if a living can be made doing it. At the beginning of the summer we purchased shares in a CSA so that we could pick up vegetables every Saturday from them at the Farmer’s Market. That family is living your suggested solution, son.

The next step for the non-vegetable eating The Boy 10 will be getting him to realize the relative fuel consumption (or even the health benefits) between McDonalds French fries and Farmer’s Market fried potatoes. Wouldn’t it be great! Maybe when he’s in his 30’s, that’s how long it took his dad.

School's Open Drive Better

Anniversary #3 of The Beginning of The MinusCar Project is fast approaching. So much has changed even though so much is still the same.

I explained to The Dad that I get wrapped up in some big ideas and then have a tough time blogging. I'm going to try to stick to the small stuff to see if I can increase frequency.

How 'bout that John Forester article in the previous post? There were three negative comments. Forester does that to people. It's a lot easier to find fault that agreement. I've called people out on that before. Since it's my blog I'll do it again...but what do you LIKE about the article? You show me yours, I'll show you mine.

This morning my presence on the road seemed to cause a driver to forget about the school zone we were driving in. I slowed and stopped to let some kids cross the crosswalk (as any driver is legally required to do in any crosswalk for any pedestrian of any age, anywhere (but not for any bicycle being ridden in any crosswalk)). They began to accelerate to pass but soon enough they realized what was up. The next couple blocks were interesting as I led them through at the maximum school zone speed of 15mph. In the end, I felt a little pressure.

I found myself looking for the softest spot of a driver's side quarter panel on the way home yesterday. I managed to get just a little more from my brakes, and they saw me soon enough that disaster, had it occurred, would probably have been manageable. The driver gave me a big ol' smile.

Saturday I volunteered for the FAB Helmet Survey. I observed four bike trail riders on an unpopular stretch of the local bike trail at 7am. Two with helmets, two without. The survey Doctor and Sioux Falls' newest biking blogger gave his report here at his blog, The Chainring Chronicles.

Finally, The Family participated in the FAB Starlight Ride Friday night. A beautiful night for a ride it was the longest ride ever for The Wife who pulled The Boy 6 on his longest ride ever. I shared the tandem with The Boy 10 - a couple years ago he did 2 or 3 of these rides with me. The fact that they all went 20 miles greatly increases the possibility more MinusCar trips.

Good times.

Effective Cycling

The text below was posted to the Chainguard Yahoo! Group. It is from Bicycle Transportation Engineer John Forester who wrote the book on Effective Cycling. If you're local, trustworthy and interested I'll loan my 15 year old copy.

If you don't know Mr Forester read this and meet him. If you do know him and have stong feelings against what he advocates - there are better forums than here to argue his points.

Enjoy.

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- Inadvertent admission of cycling incompetence by John Forester -

In the Washington Post is a column discussing cyclocommuting in DC that was posted to two different transportation lists. The URL is just below this. I wrote a comment to both of those lists, and I send a copy to chainguard by this.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/25/AR2008072502929.html

The column by Moira E. McLaughlin in the Washington Post, 29 July 2008, amply illustrates all the defects in American bicycle transportation and in American bicycle transportation policy and practice that I have been describing for decades.

Excessive solicitude for cyclists: "I wonder when his "Be careful getting to work this morning" will turn into "Think you should find another way to get to work this morning?" It should not be a matter of being careful to avoid some undescribed dangers. Would anyone caution an adult motorist to be "careful when driving to work this morning"? Not unless, I suppose, that motorist was operating under the handicap of one of those prescription drugs marked with cautions against operating machinery. It is expected that any adult motorist in the habit of driving to work knows what he ought to do and is careful to operate properly. It is the same with cycling. I am sure that Moira is careful, but, on the basis of what she writes, I think that she operates without the skill that would make care beneficial.

One piece of evidence for this is the following: "In light of the apparent increase in ridership and the recent fatal accident, I have been thinking more about safe bike riding. The scariest things about the death of Alice Swanson are that she was on a street that is generally full of traffic -- that is, a place with a predictable flow of slow-moving cars -- and that the street has a marked bike lane. R Street is not what I would have thought of as a high-risk area."

This is strong evidence of Moira's ignorance because Alice Swanson got herself killed by trying to overtake on the right-hand side of a vehicle that was turning right. Avoiding such right-turning vehicles is almost the most elementary piece of proper cyclist behavior there is. And Moira furthers the indictment by then implying that this should not have occurred because "the street has a marked bike lane," when that is one of the predisposing causes of this dangerous cyclist behavior. Despite which, bike lanes are touted as enormously important cyclist safety measures.

Here's a bit more evidence: "So how does a biker navigate a busy, multiple-lane avenue like Independence, Connecticut or Wisconsin?" The supplied answer is: "Bike shops offer classes about D.C. bike laws (bikers are supposed to abide by the same traffic laws that apply to drivers), safety (wearing a helmet) and rider-to-rider etiquette." I suggest that it is highly likely that Moira has a motor-vehicle driving license; most adult American cyclists do, the prime exceptions being those whose license has been revoked and unlawful immigrants. Her suggestion that knowledge of the laws has much to do with the skill of driving a vehicle is rather as if handing a copy of the Uniform Vehicle Code to, say, a never-has-driven citizen of Manhattan Island (there are some) qualifies that person to drive a motor vehicle.

Here's some more evidence: "I also admit to riding on the sidewalk, which is illegal in some parts of the city. But I do that out of necessity. Even on a street with a bike lane, plenty of cars pull to the side of the road. Buses are especially hazardous, though the bus drivers on 14th Street NW seem to be aware of the cyclists in the bike lane. My options when a car pulls into a bike lane are few. (Drivers in the District are permitted in restricted lanes if they are loading or unloading people or turning right.) I can stop and risk getting run over by a biker coming up behind me. (I have done this and angered my fellow bikers.) I can swerve into traffic to go around the car. Or, I can jump onto the sidewalk for a few seconds to avoid the street all together. To me, this last option is the best." Out of necessity, Moira chooses the very dangerous method of cycling on the sidewalk? It is much safer to go around and overtake on the left-hand side of vehicles in the normal way, a way that is directed by the traffic laws on which Moira has just relied. Angering other cyclists by stopping behind a vehicle stopped in front of you, or was it moving right and hadn't yet stopped? Are they angered because they would overtake on the right-hand-side of that vehicle? All that I can say is that I have never been the target of this particular kind of anger. Or, "swerve into traffic to go around the car." Well, of course, swerving into a new line of traffic is damnably dangerous, one of the other very elementary instructions in safe cycling. Just look behind and negotiate a lane change, and things work swimmingly.

And here's some more evidence of unutterable incompetence: "I sometimes think that etiquette for urban bikers needs more emphasis. I am always surprised when another cyclist passes me without saying, "On your left." With parked cars on my right and traffic on my left, those three words can be crucial; I wouldn't want to swerve left to avoid a pothole, only to collide with a passing biker." Swerving to avoid a pothole? You deserve, as quite a few exasperated people frequently comment about such matters, you deserve to be smashed flat as a tribute to Darwin for improving the gene pool by eliminating the incompetent. Never swerve, unless it is to avoid an imminent great danger produced by someone else, in which case swerving may well be the lesser danger. An instance, when a motorist approaching a stop sign from your right continues into the intersection without yielding to you, you then make an immediate swerve to your left, because it is unlikely that there is a motor vehicle beside you, and running the risk that there is is better than running the certainty of the other collision. Always look ahead for such things as potholes, and if they are large enough to be avoided, then look behind and negotiate a lane change to avoid it. If you can't manage that, then do your best to reduce the impact with the far edge of the pothole (which is the part that damages you).

In short, the whole article is clear evidence of what is wrong with American bicycle transportation, and with the governmental policies that encourage incompetent cycling, and with the anti-motoring activists who praise and advocate it.

John Forester, MS, PE
Bicycle Transportation Engineer

Tagged, I'm It

If you could have any one — and only one — bike in the world, what would it be?

The one I’m on, duh.

Do you already have that coveted dream bike? If so, is it everything you hoped it would be? If not, are you working toward getting it? If you’re not working toward getting it, why not?

The one that other guy is on, duh.

I thought I had it when I acquired the IF, but the other day I spent the afternoon dreaming about the $35 blue Penn Cycle’s Trek 10 speed at the rummage sale 5 doors down. I spent most of the weekend chasing a very attractive orange IF. Then there's that big dummy I keep seeing around town - I wonder what his bike is called.

If you had to choose one — and only one — bike route to do every day for the rest of your life, what would it be, and why?

A 7 to 10 mile section of the Centennial Trail in the Black Hills, preferably with Aspen trees. From my home to work.

Do you ride both road and mountain bikes? If both, which do you prefer and why? If only one or the other, why are you so narrow-minded?

I ride both. I prefer the one that’s right for the job at hand. My favorite jobs are city and singletrack so I lean mountain but my favorite bike to ride is a single speed road bike – when the tires aren’t flat.

Have you ever ridden a recumbent? If so, why? If not, describe the circumstances under which you would ride a recumbent.

When I'm 50 I'll ride recumbent.

Have you ever raced a triathlon?

Why would I want to suck at three sports?

Suppose you were forced to either give up ice cream or bicycles for the rest of your life. Which would you give up, and why?

Ice cream. Easy.

What is a question you think this questionnaire should have asked, but has not? Also, answer it.

What two sports should replace running and swimming in triathlons? Disc golf and ping pong.

Who started this tagging thing?

As far as I can tell CycleSD started it this time.

What is my favorite thing about cycling?

The cycling.

Now, tag three biking bloggers. List them below.

Three. One's enough. Sioux Falls' newest biking blogger, introducing - South Dakota Cycle-Ogy

Monkey Butt

It's been a while since I've participated in any sort of lengthy bike riding. I'm more into the 15/20 miles every day sort of riding. Last weekend was different. I signed myself up for my fourth MS Bike Ride. This year the ride was an 80 mile Saturday from home to Vermillion then 80 mile Sunday from Vermillion to home.

"I didn't know you even owned a road bike."

If I include Sunday evening's unusual appearance at a 4H event I enjoyed 8 pork sandwiches over the course of the weekend. 6 of the loin and 2 of the pulled variety. The Minnehaha County Pork Producers at the 4H event edged out the Texas Roadhouse Finish Line Pulled for blue ribbon. Rounding out the meals were a couple very good pasta selections Saturday night and Not Pancakes Sunday morning. In fact there was no maple syrup in sight Sunday.

The low point of the weekend was day one right before mile 30. Apparently I was making poor food choices and we turned into the wind. I began to wonder if I hadn't made a terrible mistake riding at all. At the 30 mile rest stop I switched to a fistful of apples and The Owner and I made group with Bald/Surly, Irish and President Dirk.

That is when the ride turned into an event. My riding buddies went from 1 to 4. I've never ridden with so much red hair and so many freckles. The banter and the tattoo quickly pulled me from the gloom.

Sunday morning after the start The Owner pulled Irish from the seat of a car and put him on his bike. Off we went pretending to try to catch some of the same faces from the day before. Or maybe we just wanted to ride fast in the breeze known as yesterday's headwind.

Around mile 15 Irish was betrayed by a phone call from his wife. "It hurts" he said. The Owner and I promptly attacked and dropped him on the I-29 overpass. Maybe.

At lunch we found pork sandwiches and the faces we'd been seeking. We left Beresford 8 strong. Accidentally City Billy jersey's on the right, Harlan's B&T's on the left. It seemed like the 10 miles between each rest stop took 10 minutes. Within the hour we'd incorporated Tammy and Cathy and we stayed like that until the gravity of the finish line introduced a bit of disorganization.

It was a beautiful weekend. Thanks everyone especially Mandy & Janey, the rest of the MS Society and volunteers. See you all next year.

Caution: Rough Road

I got a post RAGBRAI greeting from WooDog. His parting bit of encouragement - "We are on the right side of history even if it is the wrong side of now."

Yeah.

A couple hours later I was visiting my dentist. After expressing their shock and awe that I wasn't on a bicycle my dentist, where he usually offers the his customary caution that being right on a bicycle still means losing an argument with a car, instead noted that I was way ahead of the curve with the bicycling instead of driving.

Yeah.

Third-ish, the opinions of this officer do not necessarily represent the opinions of the NYPD.

MinusCar Goes To School

I saw this once on an e-mail list - “I transferred from Civil Engineering to Planning when I realized that it was political decisions and not the engineering knowledge that was restricting where and how I could bicycle. That's not to say that there are many PEs that couldn't safely get a cyclist out of a paper bag if you left the end open, but ultimately, it's all political.” - Brooklyn, NY

Yesterday I was approved as a new member to the CAC of the UDC which is the MPO of the SECOG. I learned what a TEI is, but I’m not sure TEI are the right letters. I didn’t learn what a TAZ is, but I think Z is zone and the zone is a relatively small geographic region but I have no idea what zone goes with what region.

In simple terms – I joined a government citizens committee dealing with transportation planning. I expect to be exposed to a lot of new concepts. It’s a three year monthly commitment.

Why did they choose me? Like any organization looking for committed volunteers, most anybody with a face will do.

Why did I choose them? Being involved in things that are interesting to me is a lot more interesting than not being involved in things that are interesting. To me.

My participation in this committee is not exclusively framed by this non-literal question: Why is it so difficult to walk from the Empire Mall to the Empire East Mall?

“That is an S.U.V; Humans ride in them because they are slowly losing their ability to walk.” RJ, Over the Hedge

Heads Up

I've run various bikes atop my car into my garage before. Once I ran a bike into a parking garage. Many of these times are documented on this blog.

I haven't ever done this...

World Made By Hand: An Invitation

…cue low voiced movie trailer man…

In a world where gas prices skyrocket making national touring entertainment far too expensive to be feasible and making traveling far distances to find entertainment unlikely…

In a world where the value of a dollar is so low that giving it away becomes more cost effective than handling actual money…

In a world with problems so large that when the television (when it works) isn’t clogged with politicians talking about gas prices and the value of the dollar it’s clogged with people talking about politicians talking about gas prices and the value of the dollar…

Entertainment will occur locally by small bands of actors. Small groups of spectators will gather in the ruins of the great buildings. They will sit on makeshift seating made from scrap metal. The actors will perform their favorite scenes from plays long forgotten.

The air conditioner will be off.

And when it’s over, they will travel under their own power, some great distances, to enjoy fermented beverages and each other.

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The future is Friday.

MinusCar and Snakebite invite you dear reader of Sioux Falls Bike Blogs to an evening of fine entertainment, bike riding, and conversation.

Friday. July 11.

The agenda:

The Bare Bodkins Shakespearience – a presentation of 20 select Shakespeare scenes in 90 minutes.

- 6 to 6:15 – get your FREE ticket at the gate to the Queen Bee Mill. The earlier the better.

- 6:15 to 6:30 – have you eaten since lunch? Get something at the scenic Falls Overlook Café.

- 6:30 to 7 – find a place to sit on the bleachers. The sun sets first on those who choose wisely and quickly.

- 7 to 8:30 – enjoy the Shakespearience.

The Ride - travel great distance for great conversation and great beverages.

- 8:30 to 10 – we’ll forego the half-mile trip to Monk’s House of Ale Repute and instead travel there by way of the airport and Yankton Trail Park.

- Bring your fore and aft lightage.

- Bring your knoggin protection.

Monk’s House of Ale Repute

- 10 to 12 – I’ve heard the tales. I’ve seen the venue. I haven’t yet enjoyed the experience. Friday fixes that. Come listen politely as Snakebite regales us with tales of his recent travels to the Southwest; the highs of the Colorado Mountains and the lows of the Utah Desert.

To Sleep, Perchance to Dream

- 11:59pm – Disperse. Sleep, the death of each day's life. Make your bed and then lay in it. Enjoy a small slice of death.

FAB’s Saturday Coffee & Doughnut Ride

- 8am to 10am – meet at O’Gorman. Destination Queen City Bakery. Route TBD, except that it won’t be the direct one.

Walmartians

This morning as I patiently poked my way through a handful of Walmartians and other parking lot pedestrians I waited as an 82-year-old man made his way across my path. I use the mile+ virtually uninterrupted sea of asphalt as a frontage road to avoid the generally unavoidable busiest intersection in the state. A few feet behind him, his 78-year-old wife locked the car and turned to see me.

Up came the thumb and out came “way to go.”

Funny. I dont' know why I never connect with people like that when I’m in a car.

I will smile for the remainder of the day.

10x 10x 10x Go!

As good as helping throw a party (FABRAD) for 100 of my favortite cyclists was...

As good as riding 30 miles with The Dad and The Sister as part of that party was...

The Wife and I went to the Bare Bodkins Theater in the Ruins of the Queen Bee Mill at Falls Park last night.

It's the best thing that happened to me yesterday.

20 select scenes from Shakespeare in 90 minutes.

It was amazing. I laughed. I cried. I laughed 'till I cried.

Afraid of theater? Afraid of Shakespeare? This, I think, is different.

It's free too - thanks to the parks department.

Ride your bike. Watch the show. It's over by 8:30. Plenty of daylight to get home.

Go. 1000 times go! It will be a good night.

Bare Bodkin's Theater

Seriously good.

The Art of the Practicable

Possible - that may or can be, exist, happen, be done, be used, etc.: a disease with no possible cure.

Practicable - capable of being done, effected, or put into practice, with the available means; feasible: a practicable solution.

Nuance - a subtle difference or distinction in expression, meaning, response, etc.

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A few posts ago I said I'd write about The Mom calling me out about my bicycling related radio appearance. The radio show is old news but the topic remains relevant, so here we go.

The question put to The Officer related to where on the roadway is it appropriate for a bicycle to be ridden. The Officer, ostensibly summed up the law with this common interpretation:

the laws says a bicycle must be ridden as far to the right as possible.

I was going to interrupt to point out that what looks possible to an automobile driver is different from what looks possible from a bicycle seat. I didn't because I'd been threatened with the cutting off of the microphone and I'd already received an eye roll for interjecting clarity to what The DJ meant by “him running into a cyclist.” In this case "running into" = "happened upon."

I should have interrupted. The officer was wrong about what the law says.

A more accurate summation is:

the law says a bicycle must be ridden as far to the right as practicable.

But that's nuance. Who’s got time for nuance anymore?

The Man Tandem (Introducing)

There's a new tool in the shed. A new way to get around. I have already used it for transport, as a single occupant, multiple times.

Yesterday with The Wife at work and The Boy 6 at a birthday party, The Boy 10 and I were left make up our own entertainment.

I departed work and rode home to change into biker casual. I mounted the shiny new tandem and headed to the predetermined rendezvous point.

The Boy 10 and I traversed roadway, gravel, and bike trail. 14 miles and one water break later we found the downtown Mama's Ladas right where we expected it to be.

We partook of the tasty enchilada essence.

We thefted The Wife's auto to fetch The Boy 6 from his party then returned to the scene of the crime where The Wife transported The Boys home.

We're short a way to transport The Tandem so I pedaled it home pretending to be Snakebite traversing The Rockies on a big dummy. I also waited for somebody to suggest I had lost my passenger so I could count the number of empty seats in their vehicle.

A quite fruitful 30+ mile day.

The Wife has also taken an interest in The Tandem...as if there'd even be a The Tandem if she wasn't interested. Her interest has lead to conversations like this:

Her - "no fair. You went for a bike ride. Now take me."
Me - "ok"

And it's really great riding The Tandem together. Every time I look back to check for traffic she's there. Attached.

As it should be.

Just One Fix

Free Gas in Sioux Falls

By KSFY News

Tuesday morning, gas prices in Sioux Falls will drop to $0.00. But only for a short time... only at one station... and only for 10 gallons.

It's all in honor of the 2008 Allstate America's Best Drivers Report - in which Sioux Falls drivers were ranked #1 for the third year in a row.

The free gas will be available from 5:30am - 8:30am at the Get 'N Go station at 2401 South Louise in Sioux Falls. Drivers will be able to fill up with up to 10 gallons of unleaded gas per car or truck. Allstate Insurance will be giving away up to 7,000 gallons of gas for free.

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"America is so addicted to oil it will take us years to wean ourselves from it and to look for new ways to feed our addiction is not the answer." - Schwarzenegger

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"I could stop if I wanted to."

Rain Is Water

I really don't like storms. It's been storming a lot lately.

Earlier this month Cycling Sasquatch posted the story of the creation of his rain barrel. It took me seconds to realize I could and should follow suit. Sure, it won't meet my entire plant watering needs, but I'm only looking for 10% replacement for things these days. Not 100%.

The Dad knew of a local hardware store that sells barrels from ChicagoRainBarrel.com. These are pretty neat barrels. They can be connected together. Filling one barrel fills all of them.

After a few days of imagining what it should look like I purchased four cement cinder blocks and a single piece of curved downspout. Yesterday evening I put it all together.

Here's how it sits. (anybody want an unused cement cinder block?)



The Wife figured my completion of The RainBarrel Project would signal the end of the summer rains. It wouldn't surprise me if she's right, but at least last night mother nature rewarded me by filling brand new rain barrel.



The cherry tomatoes already get drinks taken out of the air from our rather moist basement. My mouth waters when I look at these.

HFH

I have a personal blogging rule. Never predict what the next post will be. It often causes writers block. Two posts ago I broke this rule by saying I'd write something about my mom, which is why two posts ago is two weeks ago! Wow. I'm still here.



This evening my neighbor stopped me. He wanted to know the name that goes with our rose bushes. He also wanted to know where to get them. I quick ran inside to ask The One That Knows (The Wife) and came out with a written answer for him...

This exchange then led to my first real concerned conversation about gas prices and the high price of food with folks (I believe) that don't know about The MinusCar Project.

There were some interesting bits of information. Apparently a local Citibank vice president rides the bus to work. Has been for four years. Does so not because of high gas prices...but "for the cause." This vice president was formally presented as an example to other Citibank employees.

Also, at another Citibank site folks have arranged a car pool system based on residence location. Like a bus service only organized and operated by peers. I've always known MinusCar leads to plus community.

The conversation evolved into talk of corn and floods and how we put our food into gas tanks.

The final bits of conversation, he said - "people need to slow down." "I agree."

...the roses are called Hope for Humanity. They are mine. I have them.

TM

Hopefully Terry McAuliffe's political career is over.

Cars v Cyclists

There's a point of impact photo on the internets of a car possibly with a drunk, sleeping or both driver plowing into a group of racing cyclists last weekend. It's a very graphic photo. I can't bring myself to put it here.

Ugh...

Meanwhile local police are searching for a driver that collided with a bicycle ridden by a 14-year-old girl at the I-229 & Minnesota Ave interchange. I learned last evening at the FAB board meeting that this press release was published 14 days after the incident.

Here's an interesting (to me) timeline...

5/15 - DJ Andy airs his complaint about a bicyclist at the I-229 & Cliff interchange. DJ Andy threatens cyclist with his 4,000lb vehicle and imagines shooting the errant cyclist with a bee bee gun.

5/19 - 14 year-old girl on bicycle gets struck 1 mile west of I-299 & Cliff at the I-229 & Minnesota interchange. Driver leaves the scene.

(logical fallacy alert - there is no evidence of a link between the first two items)

5/21 - I share drive time radio with a local police officer about riding bicycles on roadways and sidewalks. Officer fails to bring up 5/19 incident. With all due respect, opportunity missed. Sir.

Update 6:15pm - the more I think about this the more I hope the 14 year-old girl didn't report the incident until the day before the press release - which makes the timeline only partially less interesting.

6/2 - Local police issue press release seeking 40 year-old balding driver "wearing glass." Once we figure out what it looks like to wear glass it shouldn't be too hard to find the guy.

Press release says they seek a "silver Honda with South Dakota organizational plates similar to C2676." Apparently they need some SQL help too. Any geek boys out there want to put that SQL statement in comments?

Clearly there is more work to do in this town.

Next post - what my mom says I did wrong when I was on the air.

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