So this is how you boys do it up there in the big city. MinusCar Minneapolis correspondent KT highlighted this article in the StarTrib.
"Cyclist arrested while training for naked bike race, police say"
"A Minneapolis man who was cited Thursday for indecent exposure told officers that he was training for a naked bicycle race, police said. Johann Scott Scrimshire, 42, was arrested about 6 a.m. near Calhoun Parkway..."
Fair enough I suppose. Races like this must exist.
This is my favorite bit.
"It clearly looked intentional," [Sgt. William Palmer] said.
As opposed to riding like that accidentally?
I'm just hoping Scrimshire doesn't rent bicycles from Calhoun Cycle.