There are three sides to every story.
Certainly I'm the one that's under the rock and most everybody else is aware of the soon to be court battle between Minnesota Timberwolves Center Eddie Griffin and two grocery shopping guys.
I guess Griffin drove his Cadillac Escalade into a Chevy Suburban parked in a grocery store parking lot.
The grocery guys say Griffin was driving drunk while watching porn.
Griffin says he was reaching for a cell phone that had fallen out of his lap...uh huh.
If you want the family newspaper version check the St Paul Pioneer Press. If you want the version that describes what really may have been in Griffin's lap check ESPN.
SUV, DVD, Cellphone, Alcohol, Amusement Parks - I don't think they can make roads wide enough for that sort of activity.